I’m not talking about the stuff you see on the side of the road, I’m taking about the delicious meals that have been slaughtered and cheerfully served to us at local roadside “restaurants”. Seems like all there ever is are McD’s, Panda Express (the official state fast food chain of Illinois apparently), more McD’s, Burger King, and gas station gummy worms, Red Bulls, Pepsi, and Pringles. I’m dying for a real meal already and we’ve only been on the road for less than 24 hours. If it weren’t for Lacy’s delicious pumpkin muffins (no not those muffins, Jerome), we would be horribly malnutritioned by now.

All these buffalo we keep seeing are making Jessica crave a [drumroll please...] buffalo burger.